Black Aces to be Featured on Mexican Cable TV

TeleMexico Corporation and the Ministry of Tourism Culture and Sport have announced the addition of an exciting new program to an already hot lineup of television content on Channel 53, el Canal de hombres y más hombres. Spokesman Chi Chi ‘Pepe’ Fernandez explains:

My love for the Aces is this big.

“Many Canadians are coming to Mexico each year for their holidays, and we want them to feel at home when they stay in our fine hotels. Recently there have been unfortunate incidents involving foreign tourists and some bad men with sharp knives. For this we are deeply regretful. To show our concern and also our love for the Canadian tourists  we have decided to add the popular sport of ice hockey to the number one in-hotel tourist television channel in all of Mexico.”

Talks are still under way between the Mexican government and the NHL, so in the meantime the broadcast rights to all COTHL games involving the Black Aces have been purchased, with games to begin immediately with their first playoff game against the Warriors on March 6. 

“The Aces, they are so black and so misterioso, so macho, they have a great appeal to the Mexican people and also to the Canadian tourist. The most recent game they have played was magnífico - a 3 to zero beating of the Guys who are Wyse. The masked one in the net, such intensity I have not seen in un tiempo largo, if ever.

"We hope that soon we can show the games on the main sports channel, perhaps for the next season? For now we are proud to show the Aces playing their ice hockey games on Canal 53, el Canal de hombres y más hombres.”

Senor Fernandez then reached into his trousers and slowly pulled out the Channel 53 lineup for March 6:

17:00 - 17:30 3 Men and Another 3 Men (Comedy)

17:30 - 18:00 AssWord! (Game show)

18:00 - 19:00 Hillbilly Hand Fistin’ (Reality)

19:00 - 19:30 Aces Season Highlites, 2012-2013

19:30 - 20:00 Reach for the Bottom (Game Show)

20:00 - 21:30 UFC Highlites in slow motion (Adult)

21:30 - 21:50 Aces Pre-Game Show with Don Cherry

21:50 - 23:00 Aces vs Warriors (live)

23:00 - 24:00 The Gerbil Whisperer (Reality)

The Aces are reportedly still in talks concerning royalties from the broadcasts.